Drugstore Creams Could Never.
This isn’t just a body cream—it’s a ritual. A handmade, small-batch, plant-powered potion that took over a year to perfect. Why? Because we don’t do “meh.”
Meet the cream that absorbs faster than gossip at brunch. It’s got depth in the jar, but the second it touches your warm skin, it melts like butter on a hot biscuit. Thirty seconds later? It’s gone—no greasy residue, no sticky nonsense. Just soft, hydrated skin that feels like it’s been kissed by the gods of moisture.
The magic? Cupuacu butter (straight from the Amazon, thank you very much), jojoba oil, avocado oil, seaweed extract, and beeswax. Together, they create a formula so good, it makes drugstore creams look like sad, oily puddles. Oh, and the scent? We call it "Coastal Greenery" and it includes Yarrow, Calendula, herbs, bergamot, and rosemary. It smells like a breezy morning in Coastal Maine—fresh, herbal, and just bougie enough to make you feel like you’re on vacation.
Use it right out of the shower while your skin is still wet, and watch it sink in faster than you can say “synthetic-free.” Morning rush? No problem. This cream absorbs so quickly, you’ll be dressed and out the door before your coffee’s done brewing.
And here’s the kicker: it’s 100% plant-derived. No synthetics. No shortcuts. Just pure, unadulterated luxury in a jar.
So, go ahead. Treat your skin to something special. Because you deserve better than mass-produced mediocrity.
Morning Routine
- After shower, pat dry. Leave skin slightly damp.
- Scoop out a dime-sized amount. Rub it between your palms to warm it.
- Spread it on. Arms, legs, chest, wherever. It absorbs fast—thirty seconds and you can get dressed.
- The herbal smell sticks around faintly. Not strong. Just there when you lift your arm.
Use within six months of opening. Store away from heat and direct sunlight.
CAUTIONS: External use only. Discontinue if irritation occurs. Store away from light and heat.
What’s Inside?
- Sea+Tea Body Cream (7oz): Organic cupuacu seed butter, jojoba oil, avocado oil, and seaweed extract with organic beeswax. Gardenia, yarrow, lavender, bergamot, and rosemary essential oils.
Why Sea + Tea?
- Cupuacu Butter: From an Amazonian tree. Related to cacao but different properties. Holds moisture without feeling heavy.
- 100% Plant-Based: Everything in it comes from plants. No synthetic oils, no silicones.
- Seaweed Extract: Dried seaweed from the ocean. Adds minerals. Slightly green color comes from this.
- Absorbs Fast: Thirty seconds and it's in. You can get dressed, touch your phone, type.
- Made with Cliff House Maine: Took a year to develop with the spa at Cliff House Maine. Professional formula without spa prices.
- Small Batch, Owings Mills: Made by hand in our Maryland facility. We check every batch for texture and scent strength.
Ingredients
Distilled Water, *Theobroma Grandiflorum (Cupuacu) Seed Butter, Cetearyl Olivate (and) Sorbitan Olivate, Isomoryl Laurate, *Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, *Vegetable Origin Glycerin, *Cera Alba (Beeswax), Gluconolactone (and) Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Citrate, Cetearyl Alcohol, **Fragrance, Xanthan gum, GMO-Free Mixed Tocopherols, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract
*Organic Ingredient
**Essential Oil Blend
Dimensions
3.8 x 3.8 x 2.1 inches
All orders ship via UPS Ground. We DO NOT ship to PO Boxes.
You can also order and pick up from Honey House in Owings Mills, MD.
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